"You know..."

"... what one of the things I really like about you is? How even when you aren't here I can still smell your hair on the pillows, so it feels like you are sleeping right next to me."

I got a hair cut. It looks pretty damn good. Kudos to Saira and her Con Air razor. LOL.

We found the picture of "that thing in the middle." Shit, we laughed for hours at that thing and this time we weren't on shrooms. LOL.

We also found a picture of Cory and Kevin. What good looking boys! Everytime I find pictures of Cory, I kick myself for breaking up with him. We were such a beautiful couple. Even when he was sporting a mullet. LOL.

Brand New is on Fridee. Fuck yeah! I can harldy wait!

Buddha- Fuck Yeah! Democrats- Fuck Yeah! Dropping Western Civ like it's hot- Fuck Yeah!

Things are going not so hot with Chipotle. It's not me this time, I think it's him. Well yeah of course it is. I'm trying to fall for him. I'm trying to think about him a lot but it's not working. Instead, some little Jewish weasle keeps sneaking in and bogarting all of the time for "thinking about boys". There's only a certain allotment per day and for some reason, Chipotle keeps being a bitch and letting the Jew take over. Chipotle can totally take the Jew!



I chanted hard on Friday that he would be removed from my heart and/ or mind but does the universe listen? Just like with God, the answer is no. Jason told me that I'll always have feelings for him and that I'm bound to think about him from time to time. Again I'll have to resort to occupying my time accordingly.

I signed up for a delegate training class. Well I "applied" for it. We'll see if I get to do it. It would prove to be extremely adventageous for our NPO.

I also signed up to volunteer for the Democratic National Convention. Hopefully they'll want me. BCAP didn't. Fuck stupid BCAP. I didn't want to raise awareness or help AIDS and HIV victims anyway.

I had some good dreams this weekend. Well one of them sucked, I had it last night. It was that jerk VBA/ I'm Already Up/ Konkel lecturing me on the Jew yet again. Bleh. But the one good one I had was involving Steven Colbert. Mmmmmmmmm! Delicious!

Oh yeah and I dropped Western Civ.

Shalom Bitches!!!

OK since I don't have all the time in the world to update this blog and make sure that all of my "Favorite" links are correct (you can find them on the right side of the page, they're divided into sections) I'm just going to throw this guy in here for the sake of making sure I'm sharing him with the world.

If you watch YouTube and you're a girl or a fashion conscientious dude, you may have heard of William Sledd aka Ask A Gay Man. I love, LOVE, LOVE this man more than pretty much anyone. Well less than I love Mrs. Kitty but more than I love chocolate. He is terribly funny and I believe that everyone should watch him if not for the advice, at least for the hilarity that is him. This is a link to his website:

http://www.williamsledd.com/William_L._Sledd/Home.html

He has a bunch of videos on there if you desire to view them. A few of my favorite quotes from him:

"Shalom Bitches"
"It's every one's favorite evil offspring: the carpenter short."
"Who the fuck wears a puffer vest in LA? A puffer vest and orange hair. And the bitch did look scary in overalls."
"Crocs are fucking nasty for a reason."
"Really big people wear Crocs, I think it's because they look like cheese."

Here's the link for his page on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/user/WilliamSledd

And here's a lovely picture of him:

I totally called it!

It was too good to be true! He's a jerk apparently! Yay!

'Cause you're so good at talking smack, you heart attack, but you're the apple of my eye anyway

In reality, with everything where it's supposed to be, comfort should feel like home. Home should be a place where you're free from anxiety, a place where little matters except establishing that perfect level of "ahhhh." So when I say that I'm now entering the comfort zone with Chipotle, you begin thinking that I'm feeling right at home with him. Of course I am, and little doubt has entered my mind until today when that dreaded statement (sometimes worded as a question) entered my head. "This is too good to be true." Now I find myself wondering what's wrong with him, what the path ahead will bring. As we all know too well, there is always a calm before the storm. As with Dan, I felt almost at ease, not nearly what I'm feeling with Chipotle because I was far too worried about what Dan thought of me. Was he thinking I was stupid or less attractive than the last girl? These petty ideas haven't even been a whisper on the wind of my feelings, nor have any thoughts of jealousy lingered as I listen while he speaks of exes and friends of his that are female. Can it be? Is he the new Cory? Only time will tell but so far, he's outdone most. Of course, no one can top the Valentines Day Chipotle Dinner excpet maybe, someone who manages the fine eatery and showers me in free burritos and organic chapstick. Much more meaningful than a little black notebook or thrown together dinner. More meaningful than nights spent watching anime and more meaningful than being left in a bed for three hours wondering where the hell he's gone to.

I think I might be...

watching Shogun right now. But I can't really tell because I've been writing my stupid rough draft for that bullshit trend essay. Although I'm pretty damn confident this is Shogun...

I don't feel like writing much because I'm awfully tired but I felt I should update...

Chipotle is awesome. Goodness he has a great ass. The best I think I've ever seen. He's got some nice muscles too. I'm blushing just thinking about him.

Astronomy is blowing dick right now and I don't want to talk about it.

Western Civ is the dumbest subject ever and I'm convinced I failed my exam.

I haven't gotten around to watching the most recent episode of Bleach yet. Another new one comes out tomorrow.

I've hardly packed a thing. Fuck me.

It's so late. I'm yawing like a crazy person... reminds me of a quote:

"You're out there thinking, 'At least I'm not as crazy as Gaffigan' and I'm up here thinking 'At least I'm not as crazy as a person in an insane asylum' and they're in there thinking 'At least I'm an orange.'"

If

I didn't love Chipotle before, I sure as hell love it now.

Paul is freaking fantastic. I told Saira he's like a combination of all of the guys I've dated before. He's terribly smart, amazingly funny, ridiculously laid back, and on top of that, we have a lot in common.

Anyway, that's all for now. We shall see what the coming days bring. Perhaps he's a serial killer or something. Or worse, maybe he's like Dan. LOL.

Oh and Saira and I found a place. Capitol Hill, brace yourself. I'm back.