Monday, May 5, 2008

Bill O'Reilly is a pretty funny dude. I don't think I've ever watched someone take their foot and insert it into their mouth and still manage to utter "go!" As if these people, his "guests", need his permission to speak. Even more hilarious is when he interrupts someone and then gives them permission as in: "go" or "go ahead." My favorite though is when he gives them the all time honor of "having the last word." That therein implies that a fight is being had, or at least in my opinion. From there, one can assert that fighting is emotional. And finally, we conclude that Bill O'Reilly, his show, and even his guests, are nothing more than an emotional ploy to pull at the ignorant heart strings of Americans and also those of silly republicans. I find it interesting then, if he is emotional and pretty much the entire premise of his show is to stir emotion, that he is perhaps even more emotional than I. It's only rational to conclude that he gets something from winding his guests up. And those people, people like Bill, well we all know those people. They were the kids who screamed and cried when anything little thing didn't go their way. They called out for their mommies and they told on you, if even if you hadn't done much more than borrow one of their toys. So basically, whether it's logical or not, I feel that Mr. O'Reilly is nothing more than a little boy who never formed an attachment to his mother and who has ended up being starved for attention and will continue to do so for the rest of his existence. The problem with him is that normally, people snap out of that calling for mommy thing but he didn't and that's why he's so extreme and hateful. It's the only way he knows how to get attention. I bet he even makes his wife feel like shit. Oh yeah, definitely, especially because he's got to feel like shit after making everybody else feel like shit oh and also, the lying and blatant disregard for issues at hand. He's clever, like most, and has tricks he uses to not answer questions or move from one thing to the next, he distracts his guests. Think of a scene with a superhero. She/he is fighting off some random villain. You think to yourself, "no prob, she/he will kick their ass" but suddenly it becomes all crazy and the world is spinning and lights are flashing and the hero is all disoriented and has no clue what is going on. Yeah the superhero represents Bill's guests. And the random villain is Bill. See the tactics? Confusion. Some people (and this is my favorite!!! LOL!!!) like Alberto Gonzales use what I like to call convenient memory loss. "I can't recall...I don't remember...That is something I can not recollect" you get the point. And in the post below you'll find that some even resort to making up words and terms like, "Gobbledee Gook" [see post below for correct pronunciation]. Anyway, that's not really the point. The point is that Bill O'Reilly is...well what I what I really want to say is...um... Snoop Dog says it best (^___^) :
This video contains language and adult themes not intended for those under the age of, let's say, 18. So if you're under 18, scroll down a bit and you'll find a video more suitable.



Or if you prefer someone a bit more... eloquent:




I love Olbermann. He's pretty much the man. And he's hot!!! :D Mildly anyway but sophisticated! Ay!

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