"That's why I love Jen! You can turn her on like a light switch... especially when I'm around."
Nicole is too fucking funny. She sure did a good job of getting me out of my VBA this morning. Her and Teresa.
Teresa sent out this email (only to the "cool" kids):
pick the month you were born in:
January-I kicked
February-I loved
March-I did the Macarena with
April-I played with
May-I choked on
June-I murdered
July-I sang to
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I smoked
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a paperclip
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a gangster
6--------a Mexican
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends’ boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----- Because I was high.
Black------ Because that's how I roll.
Pink------- Because I’m NOT homosexual.
Red------- Because the voices told me to.
Blue------- Because I’m sexy and do what I want
Green----- Because I hate myself.
Purple----- Because I'm cool.
Gray-------Because I was drunk
Yellow---- Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange---- Because I hate my family.
Other------ Because that's how I roll.
None------ Because I cant control myself.
Put the phrases together, type the phrase in the subject box, pass it on to your friends and don't forget to send me a copy!!
A few of my favorites are:
Mine- I played with a fork because I was high (LOL)
Nicole- I danced with your mom because I'm NOT homosexual
Josh- I had lunch with my best friends' boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Mark- I murdered my cell phone because I hate myself
Sherry- I ran over my sister because I was high (but we say drunk)
Sam's and Teresa's were also pretty funny...
Teresa- I had lunch with my brother because that's how I roll
Sam- I yelled at my sister because that's how I roll
